Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
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sportmaster525 0
take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
Maddoctor 10
That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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Comments (132)
LadyCianne 0
Wow, FYL. Seriously.
speakout26 0
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Sanrio90 8
Is your dad Hulk Hogan by any chance? Oh nevermind, you're in Australia.
you_know_who10 0
hahahahaha i was just gonna say that!
urmomsass 0
im gonna sound like a nerd but this is like in Lord of the Rings where Elrond says he only sees grief in Arwen's future cuz Aragorn is gonna die, but Arwen wont cuz shes a ****** elf, so tell ur future step mom that shes gonna be a ****** widow for 20+ years unless she has a year to live
AshleyRose784 0
that's just creepy
jewelzgalore 0
Oh ****.
mehwhateverr 0
hahaha, this is one of the best fmls here. fyl, but this is hysterical.
emily_woosley642 0
dude, this guy would have be atleast like 13 years older than this girl for him to be the same age as her mom. That if she went through high school with a child. More likely hes like 20 years older. ew
rockport112 0
O_o
TaylorMiriam 0
omg. this would soo totally creep me out. FYL.