Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
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musu_fml 0
You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?
redbluegreen 41
I guess your cherry has been found.
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redbluegreen 41
I guess your cherry has been found.
allmidnighteyes 11
She didn't find hers, she only took mine >:C
redbluegreen 41
She can't help being a kleptomaniac.
allmidnighteyes 11
She could've taken yours though. Why meee D:
redbluegreen 41
She saw my LiveLavaLive bracelet, obviously, and made the right choice.
allmidnighteyes 11
Aw ****. I danno what to do nao then ¯|(°_o)/¯ you and your LiveLavaLive powars D:
redbluegreen 41
Teehee! At least I didn't break out the Nat love.
redbluegreen 41
1000 AWESOM POINTS AWARDED TO MERCY! -insert fanfare here-
wintamint101 7
um thats a good thing
dont_stop_believ 0
what's wrong with smelling like cherry?? yummy :) cherries smell goooood-it's better then dog crap anyways do u shud b greatful :)
DumDum999 0
Today, I did my job. I left smelling like cherries. FML
paivarotti 0
Tell people you have explosive menstrual periods... which smell like cherry.
Zhejan 0
How the hell did you get covered in cherry? Are you retarded, or did you willingly lie down in the puddle and roll around?
dnlphm94 0
LMAO I can see someone doing that xD Are the tabs for the machine really that flimsy?
imagleek42 4
That's the stupidest idea ever.
fmylife63093 0
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cherrryyyy and third!
Intoxicunt 6
At least she didn't come in and break a 12 pack of beers open. The complications could have been terrible.
mo_the_owl 0
one word: Robitussin. *shivers*
Loanshark 0
kids r dumb
allmidnighteyes 11
You should probably not type in chatspeak, capitalize, and use punctuation before you try calling anybody dumb.
DumDum999 0
^^WIN
MollyXD124 7
The main reason I liked your comment was your picture is freaking hilarious!
gonzolove 0
It's better than being covered in vomit. Kids also tend to do that.
vev_fml 0
Worse things to be covered in, I would have thought. :/
jimmyjimjobobo 0
That blows :( FYL _____________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com
jefferus 0
Well that is kind of your Job