Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
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sportmaster525 0
take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
Maddoctor 10
That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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CountDuk 5
FAKE AS HELL! lmao though that's a good story... but honestly your (if your in high school) dad who is at least 50 years old would not marry someone in their early 20s... and the person in the 20s would never marry someone in their 50s. that would mean either crappy sex for her, or no new babies because the dads too old. so it's fake but still: lmfao
NobodyUKnow 0
#27 you're crazy as hell to think that a 50 year old man wouldn't try to snag a 20 something year old woman. The father probably has money and the 20 something year old female sees it as an easy way out in life, marrying an old rich man. It happends every day. OP I feel sorry for you.
romaunts 0
Uh, my uncle just got together with a 21 year old that is the same age as his son, and he's in his 50's. Also, why would it mean crappy sex for her? It just means the guy has a lot of experience... And maybe the girl doesn't want babies, y'know?
JanisEvans 10
Welcome to real life, kiddo. My dad hooked up with my last stepmom when he was about 50 and she was about 17. As a matter of fact she was (well, still is) about 2 years younger than I. This shit DOES happen.
usmcwifey0321 0
not necessarily fake..my cousin was in his 20s and dating a girl who was 50 something..aside from that im guessing that since she was just introduced shes not living at home anymore. she could be around 25 ish and her dad late 40s- early 50s..its odd..kinda gross and creepy but happens... think about ages people have kids..if she was born when he was 20..and shes 25 that makes him 45..some 25 year olds would date 45 year old..and as for the no new babies thing if shes 25 she can have babies..and men dont stop producing sperm so he could have kids well into his 60s...
CandiApple 0
Men are never too old to make babies. They continue to produce sperm until they die. so The OP's new stepmom might give her a new sibling if they're not careful.
bexox 0
That's what I was about to say CandiApple. Women go through menopause and stop spitting out eggs (plus the whole Down's Syndrome situation). The only risk of older men reproducing is depression in the offspring.
kg1990 0
that is pretty rough
Storm0305 2
"but honestly your (if your in high school) dad who is at least 50 years old would not marry someone in their early 20s... and the person in the 20s would never marry someone in their 50s. that would mean either crappy sex for her, or no new babies because the dads too old." Nice try, pal. My father in law remarried to a 20 something and he is in his mid-50's. And guess what?? My husband was 17 years old. He now has a 5 year old half sister at 26 years old!
dannnngthatsux 19
someone doesn't know their biology, men can have kids forever... as long as they are alive, men produce sperm. Oldest new mother I've read was 70. And youngest was 6. She was from South America.
Music_rocks 7
All I can say is, if this is true, that's going to be an interesting experience lol. xD
NotAnotherOne 0
I have a solution, although it may not work it's worth a try. Find an old guy with kids your age who's willing to pretend to be your boyfriend. Then show him off in front of your dad, and see how he feels about it.
misssweetie 0
I like it. Go for this suggestion OP! If your dad's any kind of father he'll get all protective and freaked out!
blackdog218 0
Isn't there one just like this? I'm gonna say fake
muffinsareyummy 1
hi, brooke hogan?
usmcwifey0321 0
there probably is a repeat but doesnt mean its fake..just means theres alot of creepers who would marry someone their daughters age...
dramakat11 0
Wow. I mean your dad can do what he wants but I do feel bad for you. That is just awkward as ****! He's marrying someone your age, that you know, that looks exactly like you? (If this is for real.) I mean, that's really really creepy. Hopefully it's not BECAUSE she looks like you. *shiver* FYL. (OP: I've heard from many people that in Australia men are very sexist and have higher rates of spousal abuse. In your experience, is this true?)
Medea_FTW 0
I hope your dad doesn't ask your stepmother who her daddy is during sexay times. O_o