Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
thats_not_good
United States
For life
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
hairybetty
United States
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
damnit
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Inked
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
UnpredictableSurface
Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Top comments
fearinabottle 0
everyone one has hair on their back. hair has to be removed for a tattoo. you're not special
MaramaBreaksFace 0
That is standard procedure when you get a tattoo. Calm the **** down. It's not the end of the world.
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Comments (215)
BabaBlackShirt 0
YDI for a reason I can't cone up with at this very moment. I'll think of it....
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
ydi for being related to big foot.
Jess_17 0
I'm sure this has already been said but I'm really to lazy to read through all of these. Look everyone has hair everywhere except for palms and such. Tattoo artists require the area where you are getting the tattoo shaved no matter you gender or your actual hairiness. So shut up and stop complaining.
Kupokupupo 0
rofl
dearadelaide 0
Most of the human body is covered in hair, even if it is really fine. They shave before they tattoo anyway. They have to or it ***** up. Watch you be the kind of person who got a butterfly tribal tramp stamp.
Bleep_fml 0
How in the world is this an FML? Everyone has to shave before they get tattooed. Even girls, because believe it or not, you're not completely bald all over your body - it's not because no one notices the hairs all over your skin that they aren't there.
nanoflacka 0
Haha maybe this is a sign to either loose weight, shave, or never show your back
Andyangels27 0
well you a hairy bitch. chewbitcha
lo1337a 1
You are too dumb to be allowed to have a tattoo. Go kill yourself.
sarahlovesebay 0
When I hot my tattoo, did not have to shave, but I also did not have hairy legs!