Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML
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Top comments
kaitlyn3xo 0
don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower
fmlikecrazy 0
maybe wait a few minutes for the water to heat up, or tell him to deal with it.
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Comments (297)
marcranger 29
simple. grow it back out and make him literally suck it up.
aveura 0
ydi for not shaving regularly
NBS93 0
I read this earlier but only just now did I realize it involved pubic hair. FML
mightymart 5
err it takes a lot more than a bit or running cold water to get hypothermia!
Mubus 0
40- Epic
capadam 0
you are very attractive
xgetxbentx 13
1) you're really stupid, a cold shower just to shave your pubes is NOT going to give you hypothermia. yes, it's cold and uncomfortable, but it won't kill you. 2) if your pubes resemble an Afro, you need to either shave more or at least keep it trimmed. 3) you're supposed to trim before you shave if it's longer, it's a lot easier to manage and it's better in the razor.
Clumsyblonde22 12
I agree with him. Shave that shit.
Larynx 3
Note to FML OPs: don't use hyperbole, like "hypothermia" for "being incredibly uncomfortably cold (and less likely to give up the poon to my douchebag boyfriend)", because commenters will focus on that with laser-like intensity and act like you meant it literally, giving the impression they've never had any instruction in language arts whatsoever.
TalkinSmack 6
hypothermia all the way! get rid of the bush