Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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auburnvans 0
I hope you got her back.
eeeeeeee 5
Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?
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Comments (151)
kukri187 12
never showred in the dark before?
rowanator 0
Did you start some kind of prank war, or was this completely unprovoked? If you didn't deserve it, be sure to get her back. If you DID deserve it... well, get her back anyway. :-)
andrysb24 5
that sucks but next time lock the door!
Erindub 0
If I were you I'd draw a penis on her face while she sleeps...do it with a permanent marker too!
kaileebug 0
I'm concerned that you thought of this.
ashley3272 0
awwwe hun, that sucks :(
DogmaT_fml 4
tell your date you 'fell for him' today.
Tigg3r 3
Okay, tie her to a bed and drip water on her head. She will go crazy waiting for the next drop of water. Chinese water torture baby!
kukri187 12
water boarding is where it's at now
saranottelling 7
I did that to my mom when I was 6. I got grounded from the tv :(
lickmyjock 0
hot sister sex in the shower, doesn't get better than that...
yessirfosho 0
and then there's that! lol
quanna29 0
ouch!