Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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auburnvans 0
I hope you got her back.
eeeeeeee 5
Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?
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Comments (151)
samantha_durano 6
what does gtfo mean?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
GTFO= Get the f**k off
samantha_durano 6
lol, okay thankyouuu:)
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
it means I have an erection for you
Almostskater22 0
^^^ haha wtf
icertainlysuck 0
YDI for being a woman.
Tigg3r 3
where are the mods when you need them?
angrynegro7 16
Some suggestions? Piss in her shampoo, spit AND snot in her mouthwash, or if you have a cat, dump its litter box on her bed...the list goes on and on.
babybubz 0
that's disgusting ..and not funny. that's not getting even.. it's just gross and childish.
angrynegro7 16
True, but then again, what her older sister did is just as childish. At least my suggestions won't result in OP's sister possibly getting a concussion.
phantomkikiluver 0
sounds like something my sister would do haha
crazysicknasty 0
put tooth paste on her eyebrows its really hard to get out
mezsed 0
How is this a FML momment, when your thanking your sister?
blackirish44 0
Umm, that was sarcasm...
allbuss 0
what a ****.. is she hot n legal?
yessirfosho 0
I hope your date atleast went well. Hopefully you got laid.
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
YDI for having a counter