Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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auburnvans 0
I hope you got her back.
eeeeeeee 5
Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?
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Comments (151)
pinktiger 0
hey sis, thanks for posting this on FML, hahaha shows me what a loser you arreeeee!!! HAHA dont even think of trying to gemme back cuz it aint gonna happen ;D
Fallen_Enigma 0
no way
kayladance101 13
wait is pinktiger really her sister??
ImRawrtastic 0
how's she a loser wen ur on fml urself..
MermaidSongXOXO 6
C-c-concussion :]
purplemnm 9
c-c-c-FAIL
Ajjas013 6
C-C-C-Conclusion: YDI for having a bathroom with a light switch outside. Or YDI for not locking.
MadaZer0 8
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
myman47 0
C-C-C faggots
MadaZer0 8
^ This is Fail! Faggots = Bundle of sticks Dumbass...
sososuckmytoe 1
That is so stupid... How do you figure they deserve it based on the location of the switch, or any thing else not within their control? Doh!
myman47 0
82.... yeah if ur back in like ******* colonial tines in England but now a days belive it or not we call gay ppl faggots and a Burke if sticks.... a bundle if sticks if u still call those faggots u got some problems. dumbass
Starfire22 5
oh, puppy! I haven't talked to you in awhile! OP: your sister sucks...
MadaZer0 8
109... it's in the current dictionaries so **** you.
myman47 0
hey man Im not gunna in an argument w/ a kid who has a ******* like yugio cartoon as his pic. so stfu
jamesyy 0
lolpunk tiger good one :)
24788 7
You better get your sister back.
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
put a shirt on god I hate that
Gourmet_Taco 0
I say you punch her lights out.. for laughs not revenge...okay revenge
Imnewhere 21
ouch, payback is a must
fudrick 0
What's up with these recent "I got hurt. FML" FMLs? Everyone gets injured sometimes; it's by no means an FML moment (and if it's serious enough to be, no one wants to read it). Unless the way in which you were injured is funny, don't post it.
imma1pimp 0
hahahahahah penissssss
captainmarshall1 0
^ you are a homosexual ^
HoesInaBox 0
^ you are correct ^
kaileebug 0
^I'm just keeping up this arrow comment streak :]^
Freeze_fml 17
^ you are keeping up this arrow streak ^
alexandraa_fml 0
^ I third this motion. ^
Averizzle 0
^ Sike! C-C-COMBO BREAKER
YeahFMLxX 0
^ C-C-C Climactic Crazy Corrosive Carnival Covered Completely (by) Crackers. Beat that your **** streakers! ^^
captainmarshall1 0
thats not really getting back at her... unless she falls of the toilet, hits her head on the floor, and suffers a minor concussion
jayseangirl 0
haha that's funny but it happens . and it's not really an FML either. :p think about it. fml cuz I hit my head . waaa . NO
daydreamstar 7
did your dad scare you with the ski mask and it inspired your sis to do this?