Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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auburnvans 0
I hope you got her back.
eeeeeeee 5
Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?
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Comments (151)
cocacola10 0
why not shower in the dark? it's not like you can see what you're doing to your hair and you can feel everywhere else.
iBramoh 0
that's funny I use to do it all time.
jayseangirl 0
at 21 I ain't a bitc* u probably r . and I feel bad for her but it isn't a bug huge thing. siblings do that shit with each other all the time .:p and the same thing has ahppened to me but evem worse. :p so don't be talkin r
jayseangirl 0
meant to say that to 31
10peace 0
# 11 ur ****** sick
lebron0909 0
OHHAAAAWWWWHHHH THAT IS LIKE EATING SHIT
MotherRussia 0
Girls have vaginas.
meezy137 0
dat sux
babybubz 0
LOL my brother used to do that to me all the time. I have a slight fear of the dark though so it wasn't very funny. but why not dry off your feet before going to turn the light back on? most people keep their towel beside the shower...
blackirish44 0
**** Snickerdoodles ... 125!