Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
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EvilHippyEmperor 0
This is terribly sad, but at least the dog passed away peacefully whilst being showered with affection.
Cat135 0
aaaawwwwww poor dog:(
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Comments (107)
volleyball101 0
im so sorry!!
rystahan71 0
Your dog died and all you care about is writing a FML about it? How is your life F***ed? You're a selfish person and you don't deserve to take care of another living being.
The_Disturbed 5
At least it died in its owners arms. It's better than being hit by a car...like my last two cats were :( Both were pedigree Siamese...and £400 each. At least I wasn't the one that paid for them XD I miss my moggies though :(
AMusiciansHeart 2
It's really more like FYDL, YD = your dog. Sorry about that....
AdrenalineX 0
This FML seems familiar to the one with the grandma in the bus and the grandpa in the plane. If this FML is real, I'm sorry for the death of your dog. FYL
abeybaby 0
you sound like a very ditsy person, but FYL cos your dog died.
Lunelle_fml 0
FAKE Like you couldn't tell your dog was dead.
Sarah__917 14
Hahaha ! Right
ILoveAsianGirls 0
there is no better way for a dog to die than dying in the hands of it's owner.
Nextdusk 0
..............ouch
cooorah 0
Totally agree with #97 about the other stories that I've read on here... how a girl lets some old woman sleep on her shoulder and she ends up being dead, and how this person lets some old man on the plane sleep on her shoulder and after the plane ride finds out he died on her shoulder. I've had my dog die before and it doesn't look like it's sleeping. It looks DEAD. You would have known.