Tal
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Living conditions
Today, my brother said he could no longer tolerate living with me. He’s a sex offender on parole. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sammsamm56
United States
Welcome home
Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
Anonymous
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Superfreak
Today, I caught my brother masturbating into my underwear. Again. Our parents punished him, again, but I can guarantee he’ll carry on doing it anyway. Why can’t I afford my own house yet? I need to move out away from this creep. FML
Anonymous
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That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
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Obligatory joke about Alabama
Today, my son has to go live with my brother, because he got his half-sister pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
What's Charlie Sheen up to these days?
Today, my brother, a real Alan Harper-type of snivelling parasite, has been sleeping on my sofa for over a week since his girlfriend threw him out. If I kick him out, the guilt will eat me alive, but now my wife has informed me I’m never getting sex again until he’s gone. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
Freeloadin' freewheelin'
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
holy
United Kingdom
Pissed
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Anonymous
Great party
Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
This would seem like your lucky day. Is there a reason you want to live with a convicted sex-offender?
J_Free_Woods 29
Usually to get out of jail or prison a family member has to take responsibility for the offender. That being said, not a whole lot you can do about that. The OP may not want to but was guilted into doing it and when the OP’s brother came back home and if the OP’s parents were involved in any way it may be a condition of the judge.
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RichardPencil 32
This would seem like your lucky day. Is there a reason you want to live with a convicted sex-offender?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How does his being a sex offender affect you? You have no responsibility or obligation to him. Let him go and take the win of not having to look out for him.
J_Free_Woods 29
Usually to get out of jail or prison a family member has to take responsibility for the offender. That being said, not a whole lot you can do about that. The OP may not want to but was guilted into doing it and when the OP’s brother came back home and if the OP’s parents were involved in any way it may be a condition of the judge.