Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
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Top comments
RpiesSPIES 27
Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.
FMLJFL 5
What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!
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Comments (70)
A7X_all_the_way 21
Yep, some neighbors can be jerks.
qassaq 14
Seems like your neighbours you've never met before are quite familiar with your personal life, which they think does not exist.. I would be creeped out.
zandalee 20
I could never live with such thin walls. No really I couldn't. My neighbors would murder me as soon as they heard me sing in the shower!
AviKerensky 17
Time to go say hello!
notonthatday 2
who needs humans? snakes are much cooler! :D
FML_TJ 21
Sounds like a friendly invitation to me!
worldclassrager 41
Eavesdropping creeps...they're neighbors not really the best friends you can have...
xXLamplighterXx 9
Guys...I found the next heir of Slytherin....
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Harry Potter is doing it tough nowadays.
amykins11 6
That's why I hate apartments...people have no business listening to your private life... Besides everyone is different with pets than humans... I never baby talked my kids but I do my turtle and I sing to him... I'm sure people think I'm weird too, but whatever you have a sweet soft scaly baby so **** them
SuperMew 22
I was trying to figure out what firend would be, and decided it likely involves tabasco, drugs, and a lot of cheap hookers.
lovereneeee 11
It really sucks that your walls are THAT thin