Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
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Top comments
RpiesSPIES 27
Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.
FMLJFL 5
What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!
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Comments (70)
JMichael 26
Use your snake as a threat for them to be your friends.
brandoneyez1 25
Your neighbor is too close and is a spy. Might have cameras all over your house. Creepy.
tomhofer 14
I don't like snakes.
CommentModerated 17
«-- Just for you
JaegerMayCry 13
At least your snake wont judge you.
AKAR2521 4
weirs cat lady, but with a new twist, snakes instead!
Adree 15
Was it your one eyes snake?
martin8337 36
Was it a trousrer snake?
Shortay92 10
Ive done this! Except my neighbors didn't reply....
repKyle95 24
I love you OP... Let it be known that FML has found me my soulmate.
buckdharma 38
Your neighbors were right. Snakes don't live long. Soon he'll throw up and die.
Sweetpea22 14
Really? I wonder why my friends python is still alive at age 24
xpokeloverx 6
My husband grew up with a ball python and they are both 26. Many snakes live to be 30-40 years depending on the species