Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
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randiZ25 0
I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...
Doortje 30
Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.
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Comments (146)
lola1313 9
I had a teacher like that. he threw marker at me and by the time I realized what was happening I tried to catch it. it bounced off my middle finger busting the nail and tore open the skin. then another teacher hit me in the eye with a paper clip he was idly playing with.
ErinKidCannibal_fml 0
My fifth grade science teacher threw desks at us.
Michigan_Girl 0
I remember when I was in Jr High there was a teacher who threw dry erase markers at students when they were sleeping or not paying attention...not quite sure why this is a FML though...
88sforlife 0
Ouuch
FMLoverAgain 7
hahaha I do not advocate that but it sure hell was funny. I hope it wasn't a heavy metal case.
mattitucklove01 0
No teacher should be hitting anyone in the head with a pen box! report her please! be thankful that she didn't hit you in the eye or mouth it have been alot worse!
Krulin 8
... wait, the only thing that could make you pay attention in class is a teacher throwing a goddamn chunk of metal at your face in order for you to listen to him? What the ****? You're telling me that your parents, and every American taxpayer, is paying for your lazy ass to sit in a room and stare at the goddamn ceiling for 8 hours? Gongratu-*******-lations, you're a parasite.
zombieboy_fml 0
you have two options report the assault to the police, or when they ask for their pencil case back ask them how far they want it shoved up their ass....sideways.
Krulin 8
I firmly believe that if a student wants to jack off instead of at least pay attention while sitting in one spot for hours then they deserve to have much heavier things than a pencil case thrown at them.
cmac86 24
I smell a liar. I think that would be all over the news if that happened.
Triad24 0
I would have got up and slapped his ass across the face with it right afterwards...