Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
randiZ25 0
I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...
Doortje 30
Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (146)
DocBastard 40
I just reread my comment, and based on the number of mistakes (teachers, imying) I can only conclude that I had just smoked a rock of crack. My apologies. I'll stop that shit as soon as I'm done with this comment. Honest, I can stop whenever I want. Really.
snafu63 0
sew his ass? with a needle and thread? I think you mean sue. And he shouldn't teachers put up with so much shit that if this dumb dick wasn't paying attention he deserved it.
11bwannabe 0
report that pos! I had a teacher who punched me cause he thought I was sleeping. needless to say he's not a teacher anymore...
shinco_fml 0
there have been multiple cases where a student gets things thrown at them. the outcome? blindness, broken noses, mental scarring, etc. should tell the principle or get a lawsuit.
rallets 23
you're trying too hard man :/
florenzfang 0
that is a teacher?
sgenfkshe 5
got your attention, didn't it?;)
nikki9tails 3
ydi you didn't pay attention but the teacher shouldn't have done that also, I almost got a teacher fired for doing that lol
DreMasl 0
ya **** off ur full of shit
sparta98 4
26, you've got it all wrong! If we sew that teacher's ass shut, then he won't be able to talk.