Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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Top comments
randiZ25 0
I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...
Doortje 30
Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.
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Comments (146)
tink516 4
That's awesome. My teacher throws everything from Nerf balls and pencils to computer mice and text books. Kinda like a game of dodgeball.
edwardian 2
metal pencil case?!
kittenmeownyan 18
Maybe you should pay attention in class
natsaysheyyy 16
It's time to sue! I would gladly sue the school for the use of battery against a minor. Not FYL, more like jackpot!
jaystreet46 4
Um, assault much?
courtz94 24
You should have been paying attention, but also, the teacher shouldn't have thrown anything at you.
BeautyBaby099 18
Your teachers awesome
worldclassrager 41
It looks like day dreaming can be hazardous for your health
year2015 11
Everyone in the comments is saying OP wasn't paying attention. But did anyone ever think that maybe, they weren't doing anything at the moment, and the teacher wanted to ask OP a question or something, and so he threw the case at OP's head? I'm not saying that happened, but you don't know unless there's a follow-up from OP explaining everything.
thatcoolguy123 14
Why the hell is everyone talking about OP not paying attention? Can we focus on the fact that he/she could've gotten a ******* concussion from that pencil case? That teacher has anger problems and isn't supposed to be throwing anything during class.