Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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randiZ25 0
I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...
Doortje 30
Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.
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Comments (146)
BikeAllDay818 6
I would have sewed him, but only if he was one of those asshole teachers
Krulin 8
A perfect example of why more teachers should be making sure their students pay attention. God forbid you actually learn something while sitting in one spot for eight hours straight.
DerGeist_fml 0
nice guy haha
anime4everpink 5
The Teacher's just giving information. You don't have to listen. She had no right to do that.
grdianknight 0
Good shot teach, bet you were paying attention afterthatMaybe if more people we wouldn't see sew when they mean sue.
Arschloch04 0
One of my teachers back in high school had a syringe filled with water and sprayed it at people misbehaving. She'd even spray the window on her door if people put their faces on it from the outside. And it sounds like your teacher got your attention.
k9obsessed 5
For the record, guys, the OP never stated he or she wasn't paying attention to begin with. Maybe they were taking notes and the teacher's just a dick.
dubsweets 0
that's assault, and he can be arrested, fired, and jailed for that!
vashthestampede 0
why do you even HAVE a metal pencil case?
lycan004 1
Win for teacher!
sparxva 12
Learn to duck.