Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
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randiZ25 0
I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...
Doortje 30
Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.
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Comments (146)
tona01 16
give it a break he had a mistake he is only humans, stop being a-holes please and doc, stop doing that shit instead smoke a joint while listening to some hendrix. hendrix is the way to go
YtotsDI 0
u don't talk outta ur ass u talk outta ur mouth. or isbit different where u r?
tpreston 0
my teacher threw a golf club at me, he didn't miss... it hurt
trumpetGIRL12345 0
I had a teacher who had a squirt bottle filled with water and he'd squirt you if you weren't paying attention. lol
mrjude 3
I'm not sure why people say you deserve it. This is clearly assault and the teacher should be arrested... Or at least fired.
jbtheone_fml 5
Good for your teacher, should of just kicked you out, seems like you don't want to learn or maybe you already know everything? right?
catlovesyou 0
I had a teacher that hit a kid in the head with dough we didn't see her for like two months :
Glasshoney 9
Did you throw it back?! Are you aware that teacher just broke the law? Turn him or her into the police. What an ass!
skatergirl9875 0
i think that she's implying that he has his head up his ass
Glasshoney 9
Did you throw it back?! Are you aware that teacher just broke the law? Turn him or her into the police. What an ass!