Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oh shit
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Assumptions
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Mystery solved
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Taking the piss
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Top comments
Kuibe 18
You think you would start to realize it was you once multiple people smelled awful.
Tripartita 45
That terrible moment when you realize "whoever smelt it dealt it" is more than just a childish rhyme.
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes...
zaidthunder1 27
Did it smell like death?
mrtlwolf 4
Remember. If you smell shit, you might be standing in shit. If it smells like shit everywhere, you might want to check your shoes.
teacupofsunshine 29
Now imagine what they thought about you.
pacman490 21
That's like when I thought somebody was musty and later realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant
more4me 27
Good thing you were polite ! ;)
2013bchan41 20
Ah I remember that happened to me in high school, I did everything I could to try and cover up the odor until I could go home and toss em away
vikky538 29
Thats why people always say check yourself first.
lostreality 3
Been there, done that. I wear $30 boots at work because the smell gets too strong before they actually wear out.
writerchic85 26
My boyfriends shoes often smell like cat litter despite us not even owning a cat