Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
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mina_8 0
That sucks. :P It was just an honest mistake but no one likes it when their gender is assumed wrong.
glostik 0
LOL! This has happened to me before, except in a different situation. It was my first day of middle school and I didn't know where the bathroom was. I went into the womens bathroom, thinking it meant girls... I was washing my hands when a teacher walked in and told me that I needed to leave. O,..,O
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Comments (121)
TriniRockStar 0
lmao she looked like a man
quackquackquac 0
fail. (i know)
epicfail13337 4
Lmfao, a woman that looks like a man. Haven't seen that in a while. You shouldn't have said anything. It's ok though. FYL and this is going into my favs.
loltoyoutoo 0
Lmfao . That sucks . awkward moment, eh ?
Intoxicunt 6
Favorited. Nice. Did the lack of urinals and the sign with a skirt-clad figure and the word WOMEN not make this obvious. Shh. You're giving guys bad ideas.
letitbe56 0
I have a very butch female friend, and it makes her day whenever she gets called "Sir." She thinks it's hilarious. Clearly, this washroom woman just hasn't accepted herself for who she is.
icantellu 7
wait no lesbo action? wow ur boring [=
stereopump 0
YDI for being so desperate to get laid that you assume everyone around you has a dick. Really.
LaLaJoy 2
Really?? Because mistaking someone's gender automatically means that they're desperate for sex? Right....
SonyIsGod 13
In what way was the OP, "desperate to get laid?" What you said makes no sense, and I actually hope that you retch out your vile and sorry excuse for an opinion to an actual, 'butch,' woman, so she can beat the shit out of you.
Calaura9 0
Women who resemble men don't turn me on...
kendraaaxo 0
LOL! #29; I agree.