Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
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mina_8 0
That sucks. :P It was just an honest mistake but no one likes it when their gender is assumed wrong.
glostik 0
LOL! This has happened to me before, except in a different situation. It was my first day of middle school and I didn't know where the bathroom was. I went into the womens bathroom, thinking it meant girls... I was washing my hands when a teacher walked in and told me that I needed to leave. O,..,O
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Comments (121)
FuckUpXNote 0
HA!
InfinatePlaylist 0
hahah lmfao! the look of death
TheMeow 0
lol poor you =X damn butch bitches. I guess you're lucky she didn't punch you?
thaurfea 0
Having been the butch-looking woman in that situation, I assure you she felt worse than you.
Lucky19 0
Its odd how there's a very similar FML to this, and that one has more YDIs than FMLs, while this one is the complete opposite.
giganticbrain 0
You deserve it for using the term "look of death".
loveyahun 0
Akward...
bellem1122 0
those butch should stop being so mean in such cases of mistaken identity becos it who they choose to be. they actually should consider using the gent's next time or u could have told her to get a dress.
locoloc_fml 0
lol
PurpleSpaghetti 0
maybe she just made up an excuse, could have been tired where things were