Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
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mina_8 0
That sucks. :P It was just an honest mistake but no one likes it when their gender is assumed wrong.
glostik 0
LOL! This has happened to me before, except in a different situation. It was my first day of middle school and I didn't know where the bathroom was. I went into the womens bathroom, thinking it meant girls... I was washing my hands when a teacher walked in and told me that I needed to leave. O,..,O
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Comments (121)
thuggets717 0
Definitely an FML If she was your teacher!!
aback 5
Shit, if she's going out of her way to look macho, she should be happy it's working.
smurf_diddy_m 0
lmfao "a look of death" XD
baileys82 0
yeah um, just b/c the other person doesn't have long hair and wear feminine clothing, doesn't mean they are a guy. i usually bark at people who do that. scares the shit out of them.
geetface 0
FYL. Butch deserved it for being butch
baileys82 0
so jews deserve it b/c they're jew and blacks deserve it b/c they're black. do you wash your white sheets at home or have them dry cleaned?
completeloser 0
Uh, Jews and Blacks don't get to choose. If you're deliberately flaunting established social paradigms with your looks, you can't expect society to accept you immediately and unquestioningly.
baileys82 0
with a couple bottles of wine there aren't many who aren't curious. you just haven't found the right man yet. its okay. you'll find him.
geetface 0
lol wtf are you talking about?? This has to do with a woman who voluntarily chooses to look like a man, not black people who were born black. And the jewish thing isn't really applicable cuz you can choose not to be jewish. Overall, **** you noob
LaLaJoy 2
Umm, a woman doesn't necessarily choose to look like a man. People ARE born looking a certain way. And even if she doesn't go out of her way to look feminine, who the **** cares?
completeloser 0
Apparently, the girl who posted this FML.
LaLaJoy 2
No, not apparently. When someone looks androgynous, it doesn't mean they deserve to be treated like less of a person, like geetface seems to believe. Fortunately though, there are still compassionate and intelligent people in the world who would disagree.
v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic fml. i find it funny when you see females that look male, generally the mega fat ugly ones
DameGreyWulf 1
Hm, well, indeed, when people reach a certain... aha, LARGEness, they certainly lose their distinct body types. Big floppy boobs look deceptively like moobs.
Olivia18 0
hahaha this is the best fml on here :) it's not really an fyl though it's fhl for looking like a man... nasty lesbos
LaLaJoy 2
You're a bitch.
jts924 0
haha i completely agree. nasty lesbian bitches are scary as shit.
pentameter 0
Wait, wasn't there an FML on here a few days ago that said the exact opposite of this? Something like 'Today, I was washing my hands and a girl came in, then went to check she was in the women's bathroom.' Sad.
wellinever 5
So a young girl goes into the ladies toilets. Of course she is going to freak if she thinks she sees a man in there. That's the correct, natural, defensive reaction. Don't keep quiet and ignore him in case you might offend some bull-dyke on steroids.
roxy_rescue 0
I've been in a similar situation :/ at least the girl you saw wasn't making out with another girl [at the time] Now don't get me wrong I have no problem with same-sex relationships (personally, i'm not into it) But i don't like seeing people making out