Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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marti1497 10
go grandma. (;
ThomasAZ 3
Look at the bright side... The other people probably had a lot of fun.
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Comments (66)
MischievousLoki 6
More like the FML belongs to the cashier. Oh boohoo~ You got embarrassed by your great-grandmother. While the cashier took the beating.
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Instead of posting this you should've recorded it!;) ha
fijikjaer 0
Hahahahahaha i would wish that was ny grandma!!!:) i would think ii would be so funky!:))) that is swaaaaaaag!:)
l0v3p4in 7
What OP would have said if she was in a sitcom: "That's it! Whack him upside his head! Now, smack him in the stomach! Don't forget to poke him in the eye with the end of it! There you go! Show him what he gets for denying you the Senior Citizen's discount and 1% tax reduction! Beat him like a boss!"
valderete 3
Is your grandma by any chance britney spears?
meruu_2005 1
Put that on YouTube and call is grandma rage 8000
wolfgirl18 3
Poor cashier I hope she sues your grandma
ruby_belle00 3
That sounds like a rough situation for everyone involved. Sorry you had to deal with that.
JRokka850 6
Back in her day they didn't have meds ya whipper snapper
karmicsamadi86 9
Did you document it? This kind of stuff is YouTube gold!!