Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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Top comments
onlychildFTW 34
Well I think some people who are excessively happy can be annoying. There's this one girl in my class. Holy crap smile is as wide as her face, always laughing and giggling and interrupting and so cheery at 8:30am. It's so annoying at times. I could see why he thought that if you're interrupting and stuff.
barnyboy 13
instant buzz kill. sorry OP.
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Comments (41)
ginger196 14
Nobody likes a cheery person in the morning
ZY1431 24
some days its just too early to be happy.
jewelia13 12
Anybody else wincing at the run-on sentence?
doctorhook86 25
#14: OP is too hyper. She annoyed her professors and forgot all about grammar.
lexiieeex3 32
Way to kill a vibe.
lexiieeex3 32
Definitely not cool.
teentee401 37
Did you eat some Cheerios, OP?
Ihavegas 22
i ate a piece of your soul
Murilirum 23
I hate to admit it, but that's a comment you'd definitely get out of me. Sorry it ruined your mood OP.
dacheif117 8
Your professor is awesome XD
MrsKilown 20
He sure knows how to piss in Cheerios!
worldclassrager 41
I ate losers for breakfast...so it seems I missed one...