Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I almost burned down my speakers. How, you ask? Well, some asshole at the party (I was the DJ) decided to trip me as I walked to the stage, causing me to knock my speakers into the pool. FML
Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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emilieee_fml 0
Thats a smart man right there!!
Midrash 5
He is a keeper
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Comments (238)
fml_fwp 9
Awh, muffin! Maybe next time you won't spend $400 on a phone. There are some people who can't afford a phone. Smh. But, about your husband, fyl. Some guys are just idiots.
FEZ16 3
Why does everyone.blame the guy??? That must have been funny and she's stupid for getting a 400 dollar phone . It's not necessary.
purplemango 21
I don't think it's fair to judge you for buying a $400 phone. In fact, I even think that's really cheap because for example, the cheapest iPhones (iPhone 5's) are €676 here, which is approximately $882. Back in 2011, I also bought an iPhone which was actually way more expensive than the iPhone 5 now. Hope your insurance covered it.
olliedeee92 1
its funny that people are judging this person for having a $400 phone when full retail prices for phones are pretty expensive. the reason they're cheap at the phone stores is because you usually get them with a contract or upgrade. and for everyone saying she should put down her phone - maybe her phone was in her pocket. i always leave my phone in my pocket if i'm not using it. stop being such judgmental jerks and look at yourself first.
BiNeko 12
What I don't understand is you having your phone on you at a POOL party? What, can't live without it for a few hours? YDI.
ilcap 12
Sorry... $400 for a cell phone? All of mine have been free... And they're not crappy either
rameses1210 18
Not needless to say at all - the balloon would've been filled with helium, which isn't flammable
TBfml15 9
Don't have such an expensive phone,also something exists that is called a WARRANTY y'know.
cat_overlord 13
What idiot needs a 400€ cell phone
LifeTrolls 16
You could try putting the phone in alcohol or rice. Might not work with that much water damage, but it's worth a shot. Good luck OP!!!