B
United States
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nice but weird
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Lucachoo
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
now what
San Leandro, United States
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
hozzyandie
Ireland
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
CalebNotShomo
Houston, United States
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
thrifty gone wrong
El Cajon, United States
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
itsthebestdayoftheyear
Stoney Creek, Canada
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Sad elf
Brookfield, Australia
Today, after weeks of tirelessly organising a Secret Santa with work colleagues, we finally exchanged gifts. I got a stapler, which had been stolen from my desk the day before. FML
Vicky
Corporate frown
Today, I thought it would be cool to make a TikTok dance routine while at work. Today is also the day the District Manager chose the perfect ass fucking day to pay my unit a visit. I was fired. Christmas is now ruined. FML
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Fop 6
Depending on how you look at it, that might be sexual harassment! TIME TO SUE, AMERICANS!
das_sherm69 0
if it was for P90X, then you have a reason to feel ******! that routine is balls hard.
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Fop 6
Depending on how you look at it, that might be sexual harassment! TIME TO SUE, AMERICANS!
danyfuckinheatle 0
if he was calling you fat he woulda given you cardio videos.
meunknown101 0
What is so bad about that? Seriously. "Oh my god, this person wants me to get abs, fml!" SERIOUSLY DUDE?! SERIOUSLY?!
blazeup420 0
wow big ****** deal.seriously how is this an fml.
fafa123_fml 0
sexual harrassment panda ftw!
studentwoes 2
WIN!
time4coffee 3
Be happy we got hand sanitizer, no bow, nothing. HR went around with Santa hats and singing and came around to each desk ad gave hand sanitizer
musicislife1995_fml 0
when you get abs will you then be complaining? well... yes you probably will if you come on here saying 'i got a present which may come in handy, feel sorry for me'
thinmint 0
so break out the hohos and cry whilst you watch...
valdancer99 0
He's trying to tell you something..
das_sherm69 0
if it was for P90X, then you have a reason to feel ******! that routine is balls hard.
SookMauNoots 0
at least he got you something u stupid bitch
Person1233 13
Then you're fat. GTFO FML and lose weight with your present.
Person1233 13
I just noticed, the OP is also from NJ. Being fat in NJ = Failure at life. There are 2-4 gyms in almost every town here in NJ.
eoghanface 0
Hes toooooottally gay for you