Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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WhatThePhuc 0
SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!
kleokriesel 0
that's what you get for using the pullout method FAIL
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Comments (49)
nathan_clowdus 0
how would u punch her all you do is pull wiht ur hips?
jb20 0
haha i love the last part of this FML
mad7hops 0
so how did it feel? for both of you =]
Capncrunchies 0
ahahaha i agree with theMATT FALCOOOON PAWNCH and then to finish it off hit her with a flying knee. Gets em every time
MetalCraze 11
dude your sick hope she dumped you
Drakanaa 0
Maybe you're into bondage and this is a sign. Welcome, fellow Sadist.
confabulatedgod 0
I couldn't agree with #43, If you're going to jump into the wonderful world of Sadism, do it with gusto. Well done. slap her in the face next time or make her suck your dick until she throws up a little.
confabulatedgod 0
couldn't agree more*, Apparently the poster isn't the only one unable to finish without a hitch. Sorry
xxcheeseizlifexx 1
kinky
brinky09 0
I say YDI for not using a more effective form of birth control. ;D
terriibabiiix23 0
what do you mean you "slipped" ? don't you know the pull-out method doesn't work very well ?! you need to go back to sex ed, my friend.
SaturnE_fml 0
He may just not have wanted to cum in a condom...