Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me. When I asked what it was called she said, "He's just not that into you". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw the guy I haven’t heard from in a couple of days posting on Instagram. I texted him, “So you can post on social media but can’t text me back?” He replied with a link to a book on Amazon titled “He’s Just Not That Into You: Your Daily Wakeup Call” and said: “Read this and get the hint.” FML
Today, I made a move on a male friend that I’ve been crushing on and he rejected me saying we should just stay friends. I told him that he was so mean. He replied, “How am I mean? I’m just not that into you, just like you’re just not that into our friend who worships the ground you walk on.” FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
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emily4040 18
All of the comments were down voted...
troyboyd05 0
That's when you say "What a coincidence, I thought of you when I read that too!"
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Comments (16)
geez_fml 0
Ouch, but don't worry, I have the same problems with guys. "They're just not that into me".
Zelda210 0
I don't doubt it.
BigLatchZatch 14
How?
evilteriyaki301 0
Haha one of my friends recommended that book to my other friend. And my other friend got PISSED. XD good times.
24788 7
I'd be pissed. That doesn't even work well for that situation.
Haygenius 0
aw, that's ok, if he's not that into u it's his fault not urs =] also v. tactless of ur friend...dw one day you'll find one who is "that into you" (spesh if this is u, yas :P lol jks) cheer up! :D
Spiral_Fairy 0
teh book is actually really good. It opened my eyes about a lot of things.
Zelda210 0
It's "the" not "teh", retard.
troyboyd05 0
That's when you say "What a coincidence, I thought of you when I read that too!"
budd28 0
she tried to rash
Pixelatedmess 0
awwwweeee
DieMfDie77 1
You do realize that it's from a movie right
22cute 17
No, silly the movie is from the book. As usual lol!!!
HeyyyGuuyyysss 4
Ouch... I'm sorry to hear that :(