Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
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emo_devon 11
aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.) I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself. Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't automatically=attractive
Vehicle 1
YDI for having sex with someone outside of a good relationship.
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Comments (185)
Kadz184 0
LMFAOHAHAHAHA FLASKSHAHS FMAOLMOF LOOOOOOLMAOOHAHA :)
sallen0046 4
YDI for having sex with someone you didn't know well enough to determine their level of asshole.
Kadz184 0
okay how about we all come down to Toronto & go to CiRCA !! I'm sure you'll have fun grinding ...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Stomp on his testes.
MrM420 0
ouch
anorexicbarbie 8
Boondocks reference?
Phoenix1023 3
nice pic change nerds
beancoinc 0
Sorry you picked such an asshole, I would have done my best to please you as many times as I possibly could in as many ways, it's all about pleasing you first & my being pleased the process, any Guy that thinks otherwise is a selfish asshole!
NiceGuyz 0
I disagree if you just meet someone your first thought of sex isn't that 'I want to pleasure her', it's 'I want to put my dick in that sexy bitch' I only would put her pleasure over mine if i was in a relationship with the girl and a care for her. Which this guy obviously didn't. ^NiceGuyz^
beancoinc 0
Think she is more hurt that he didn't care enough to finish pleasing her first, as far as him going to see the second girl is fine as long as he is being honest & open with the both of them, allowing them to deside to continue having sex with him or not.
waterynuggets 0
Ah, yes - yet another FML where people call the OP a **** because she's a woman and is sexual, though if OP was a man it wouldn't happen. How grand.
WhyTheFace4 0
****
Freeze_fml 17
That's not true. I call them manwhores. I am disappointed because clicking on your profile tells me you're a female and this is not the first time I've seen you complain about this even when it hasn't happened.
NiceGuyz 0
No the OP is a ****, she has sex with people who don't care about her and she probably had a feeling he didn't. The OP is a ****... ...#88 is probably a ****... ...I'm a ****... ...Hell everyone's a ****. ^NiceGuyz^
waterynuggets 0
Totally ignoring the comments such as "YDI for having sex outside of a meaningful relationship" (this one is particularly funny, people assuming they can define a ~meaningful~ relationship for other people) and "A bit slutty" or "Your life is soo0o0o hard for being a ****", you're absolutely right! Misogyny is a system that has long been implemented into society. And you were probably trying to be funny with your ironic sexism, much like most moronic hipsters that troll this site, by throwing out the term "manwhore." Slightly different than your average *****, but still a man!
waterynuggets 0
ETA-ish: I would also recommend reading the Derailing for Dummies website, the "You're just being oversensitive/emotional" parts especially.
Freeze_fml 17
I have no idea what you just said.
waterynuggets 0
It's painfully obvious you have no idea, kiddo.
Freeze_fml 17
Sorry, I'm all about degrading both men and women who act slutty. It's not this attack on women you keep insinuating which in effect helps holds this standard. But okay, excuse me while I bitch about something that's not happening.
waterynuggets 0
You do that while the rest of us salvage the real world.
Freeze_fml 17
I see your point. Next time a woman acts slutty I won't call her a ****.
Flipflops4ever 0
He has good time management skills
NiceGuyz 0
No the OP is probably fat, every guy knows when a girl is fat or not. The extra curves bullshit is probably not even possible while still making you able to look fat, curves are sexy. Also fat girls don't have curves. ^NiceGuyz^
giantpinksextoy 0
33 is a retard fat chicks are hot...
Lindzer 0
a "really hot guy" having sex with a bunch of fatties, riiight...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#104 She probably wasn't super fat or anything...More likely she just doesn't have a perfect, supermodel-esque body. Guys can be pretty mean. Girls that are far from overweight get called chubby or fat by jerks...It happens.
Lindzer 0
Obviously. I was more comenting on her definition of a "really hot guy" and how I don't think he's one of them. it's still YDI for doing the no pants dance with a complete jackass. but thanks for the life lessons, teach....