Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
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emo_devon 11
aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.) I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself. Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't automatically=attractive
Vehicle 1
YDI for having sex with someone outside of a good relationship.
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ThankfullyNotYou 1
Why do overweight women do this to themselves? Do you not have a good judge of character? I'm not saying you asked for it but, where you met him says a lot. Usually hot guys are good at using women of all sizes. Lower your standards and go out with a nice guy instead of a five minute lay.
ChiefLancaster 0
ANOTHER fat chick??? How ******* big are you honey???
ladyprime 0
hahahahahaha
jolieblonde_fml 0
it amazes me the level of asshole some of these guys are. come to the south! there's a few assholes here, but most would be decked by their mama's if they'd ever disrespect a lady like that.
majorasshole 4
$lut
yellowman57 13
Hahahaha Stupid fat ass
ering17 7
I'm sorry op! his loss for not getting off lol
classicnathan 8
OMG, That is horrible, what did you do?!
Pixie_styx89 15
I love how everyone is automatically assuming she barely knew him or he was a random stranger. Just because he was an asshole to her doesn't mean she didn't know him. I've certainly had a few encounters with guys I've known for years that as soon as sex entered into it I found out their true colours. Get the f*ck over it people the world isn't as cut and dry as you all seem to think, and by the way, if having sex makes her a ****, there are a shit ton of virgins out there or some of you have some serious issues with intimacy and sex you need to work through.
xxrebelsxx 13
Have the other girl join in haha