Chichensoup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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xXToxicPenguinXx 12
******* deserve it for cheating
shannonw5534 1
maney you shouldnt have ******* cheated!
fourth_line_dust 20
U got what you deserved
mattlord 7
YDI
charlotteel 11
You are a complete tool bag
sunnyray812 42
I know I'm four years late, but I seriously hope she found out, divorced your deceitful ass, and took everything you had. I also hope she's with a man who truly loves her and will always be faithful to her while you are all alone and single. This is not a FYL. It's a **** HER life! You got what you deserved (less in my opinion), and she's the one who has/had a cheating husband she thought she could trust and would love her. I really wish the best for her. You, on the other hand, will not have my sympathy. If you wrote this FML thinking anyone would feel sorry for you, you are not only a bastard but also a stupid idiot. Your wife (or ex-wife) should not associate with you ever for what you did. I truly feel sorry for her.
BSnapZ 21
Agree 100%!
bluebirdflyaway 6
like throwing yourself can explain scratches???
zeldymeldy 5
You dumbass cheater u deserve it
noobienick 19
Or, you know, you could have just told your wife that your back was really itchy and you scratched it too much. Or, just don't cheat?
Vampyro90 3
you should have jumped off the building...