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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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marinewife01 16

******* asshole.

i hope those stairs were made out of stone you jerk

You deserve it for cheating on your wife.

Cheaters never win.

I really don't understand why idiots like you would cheat... If you don't like your wife, get a divorce! Nice and simple you asshole!

endurancefan212 21

Idk why cheaters post on here expecting sympathy. I for one have no patience for cheating jerks like you. I hope your wife found out and you're divorced. If I EVER found out my husband cheated, we would be done. There's no excuse for it!

dumbass. stop cheating you idiot.

What a dumbass move

laughlots4195 7

you are a special kind of stupid,cheating bastard. YDI.

What the actual ****?