Chichensoup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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Comments (607)
angrymexicanwee 8
That was retarded
CougeeSwagg 19
Dumbass for having an affair
Nyx7 24
You're a ****** idiot on all accounts
unibutt 2
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A ******* ASSHOLE I WISH I COULD CALL YOUR WIFE AND TELL HER WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU FAGGOTY **** FACE
SchaferLawson 15
You sir are a ****!
iliketrainskid22 6
Why in the hell would you cheat? Thats an all time low man
Schala360 27
lekker jou dom poes
WhackTheJackal 22
I wish you broke your ******* neck on the fall.
WarriorOmen 25
When it starts with 'having an affair' and "wife" is in the line, you don't need to read much further. Sorry man, but you brought all that pain on yourself.
krispybacon4321 23
This is why we don't cheat on le significant other. We break up or divorce them.