Chichensoup
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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
gutzzzz 0
YDI for cheating.... so stairs put 5 scratches down ur back now? good to know
davidmechaly 0
Why would you post this as a FML? it's called karma, deal with it.
Kenziechristinee 0
how about we DON'T reply to the 1st comment to get to the top? unless you actually are replying to the first comment!
AnRom 0
I really don't understand how you wouldn't deserve this, you're not the brightest are you
Granddragon 0
...and so the threadjackers violently swarm the helpless first comment
Ms_Jessie22 8
OP are you a freaking idiot? Answer: YES!
gutzzzz 0
guys, it's a new rule, everyone replies to the first comment, that way it goes by most recent, you fail for making ur own comment. the true way to beat them is by joining them ;)
kayceekaye 0
You OP are an asshole.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
I agree with number one... dumbass
MuuuChuuu 5
you deserve it 4 cheating!!
vollyball921 0
YDI 4 cheatin!
VvCJHvV 6
I fail to see how at all throwing yourself down a flight of stairs, giving you the chance of breaking your neck or paralyzing yourself for life, is going to either hide 5 scratches along each of your sides(that probably your wife would recognize if you were that good with her as well) or going to be any way a smart idea to cover up your cheating self. Certainly that had to have been better than your other decisions to either: 1. jump out of the window, 2. leap into a lion den, 3. throw yourself off a cliff. Some people... lol
gutzzzz 0
duhhhh I can't believ you didn't know thy stairs have finger nails now, what do you live under a rock? sheesh
jgilez 0
op that sucks... I've got good news though.... I just saved a bunch of money in hospital bills by remaining faithful.
VvCJHvV 6
I swear... I almost read "good news op... I just saved a bunch of money... by switching to geico" lol!
jgilez 0
so dumb a caveman could understand it
gutzzzz 0
ohhhh that's why I didn't get it.... I'm not a caveman, stupid me. I'm just a gecko :/
jgilez 0
fancy a crisp
VvCJHvV 6
15 minutes could save you 15% on brain loss from your injuries...
roverboy1337 0
muu, if you were mine, I'd never ever cheat. I'd worship you and bring you breakfast in bed every morning.
jgilez 0
until she gets fat from all the breakfast and lazyness then you'll dump her
cyked 0
I call fake
lillylove_fml 6
your life sucks because your wife is going to wonder what you hit on the way down that caused scratches
chasin_butterfli 0
Dude, you totally deserve it. If you're looking for sympathy, check between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
cincin75 0
Op u r a genius.
spazztcat16 0
YDI for cheating ass hole
bojeffs 0
22, agreed. "cheaters never win, and winners never cheat."
iSitt 0
it is French to cheat on your wife. it is American to get caught. - dirty rotten scoundrels
iheartchocolate1 0
I completely agree. OP, why did you write this? Did you actually expect sympathy?! YDI is all I can say.
newmanlyman3 8
ass hole mother ******* cheater
rustic 0
...... seriously YDI I distance know anyone could be so stupid... you could have atleast buy a cat and scare it causig it to scratch your hand then putting it on your back so it would do the same... even that's stupid but it's better then what you did! or you could have just not taken your shirt off until it heals.
hackymeal 0
Say Freddy got you :s who else wants to see that movie?
benelly 0
haha!
GeekMaster6000 3
OP, You deserve a lit worse for cheating, you bastard
louizastarr 5
lol funny!
roverboy1337 0
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NzxtZ06 0
jackass, 80-20 rule, I hope your wife leaves your ass and maybe then you'll learn
hobogirl 0
howbout we shut up and kick this ****** cheaters soon to be prolapsed by his future cellmat, a huge black man named bubba who likes to play the man in his relationships, but doesn't mind sharing his "wife" with others, ass?
jpest17 5
I gap to the thought of this. ':?
Blackiechan85 0
you're a dirty bastard. you ******* unfaithful prick!!! grow some balls and learn how to properly treat a woman.
BeatNik169 3
Moron cheater, YDI.
MuuuChuuu 5
lol dats sweet #71
nerdsgetmehot 23
#26 You look like Natalie Portman :)
shayyyyy 0
YDI for cheating and then thinking you could get away with it
wyldecard 0
haha ****** great!!!
hXcsoccerplaya 0
112- it is French to do everything wrong. including get caught.
Compass 0
It's funny that people are telling the OP that he deserves it for cheating when they themselves are replying to the 1st comment to get themselves to the top, thereby cheating the comment system. I am replying to 1st comment to help others see the irony.
louisstephen 8
holy crap what a ******! ydi for cheating!
Miss_Represented 0
Hope you broke your penis on the way down the stairs scum bag, and I hope your wife sees this FML and puts two and two together! F your wifes life!!
MizzCaramelle 1
LMAO. I actually LOL'ed at your comment. hahahaha!
FreeSpeach 0
And you couldn't find any way better to cover it up? You are a complete dumbass in every sense of the word.
jamesSIII 0
Your stupidity astounds me. You deserve absolutley no sympathy; if anything, it's good you were hospitalised. Perhaps they'd find a reason behing your sense - or lack of. I hope your wife finds out, no one deserves someone like you.
jenknee1989 0
wdf? y would u throw itself down stairs
Weird_Gurl7504 0
YDI for cheating
Weird_Gurl7504 0
I love how ur name is chickensoup which has nothing to do with this lol
stfubp 0
how the HELL does that make any sense
LOLomgWTF 0
**** cheaters!!!
Jazzmie 0
Op your a dumb **** aren't you? since when does scratches on your back equal falling down the stairs??
dilligaf24 1
YDI asshole ever hear of being faithful???
dilligaf24 1
haha 47 thts a good one
Clare420 0
how does falling down stairs make nailmarks beileveable?? I hope your wife found out. YDI
gaahhh123 0
that's what you get for Cheating on her karmas a bitch!
Claay_aiir 0
Stupid ******* cheater, YDI bitch. hey all you cheaters out there... you cant hide it forever guys :@
olivia72_fml 0
ydi for cheating moron. people like you make me sixk
olivia72_fml 0
u deserve it u moron!!!! people like you make me sick.
Sunset_Taco 0
lol...didn't know there were stairs at fast food resturaunts...
manicdelations 0
haha at least you got away with it!!!
tribalboy815 0
and what if your wife reads fml
Laxer21 0
good. did you tell them to give you some pills for your cheating asshole disease
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
YDI for cheating.
Nicoya456 4
YDI cheater
coldman172 0
u
agentx52 13
YDI cheating bastard.
dinkibus 18
Wasent me :)
DMarie2014 5
Now she's scared of two things. Thunderstorms and you.
SarahLove45 6
94 has it right. No sympathy at all. Get over yourself OP.
reqret17 13
best comment ever anyways OP i hope it hurt so bad you were crying u dont deserve your wife
Soparot 29
#41- It is probably so the scratches could heal while he is in the hospital before his wife sees them.
VvCJHvV 6
well I don't think that worked too well did it now.. grr antiflood is really on fire
lickmyjock 0
msjessie show yer boobies again please
VvCJHvV 6
erm I think that wasn't meant for me lol jk I didn't see them so I fails but then again that wouldn't be right either lol the Pedo Alert alarm would go off and Raleigh would start pounding people lol
Simplyjulie 0
#2 me also ahaha! I really thought he was gunna say that lmao...
jgilez 0
when did this go down?
Simplyjulie 0
#60 The minute you said I got good news.. I figured it would be geiko...haha
jgilez 0
sneaky
bojeffs 0
you're an ass for cheating. how do you think you're girlfriend feels? while she's at home and you're out screwing some other girl. you deserve this. "cheaters never win. and winners never cheat."
seanders 10
It'd be funnier if OP broke his neck
Simplyjulie 0
#70 what's up? xP
slatter 1
you know I'm sure there's a word for this... hmmmmmm oh yeah KARMA
erikjh1234 0
as they say in Mexico "Por Pendejo" that's what u get for being a cheating bastard
956TXking 0
it's mas puto
srunano 4
mas puto is if a person is acting gay or is gay
jgilez 0
maricon is gay puto is bitch
cesdzd 0
pinche mojados viva Mexico cabrones!!
nachohuerres 6
it's chupa mi Pito. no mames jotos
cesdzd 0
te gusta arroz con popote
Creamysweeps 5
Yo no hablo Espanol!!!!
nevergo 10
also slang for a gay person is pato pato...doesnt make sense because ato means duck but ya know whatever......PATO PATO!!
SonicRox 7
As we say in Puerto Rico, Por MAMAO.
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
Kitten1990 7
too right. divorce her and save her the pain it will cause when she finds out that your having an affair with some slapper from your office!
n_maher 0
Divorce her so she can be with someone who deserves her, cos clearly all you deserve is a broken neck you cheating piece of shit. I bet you posted this one female just to hear people abuse you cos you get some sort of sick pleasure out of it, because surely you wouldn't have posted that expecting people to say fail, poor op?... it's a big fat UDI from me boy-o. hope your hospital bills cos a short load!
PrettyKookieToo 8
A broken neck is a bit harsh...
p3mguin 7
Why would you wish a broken neck on somebody, you need to calm down and look what you are saying
carls2018 9
He probably doesn't want to pay for a divorce.. I bet the hospital bills he has to pay when his wife finds out and beats the shit out of him will cost more than a divorce though.
BBMOMZ 0
I hope you also caught an STD to add onto your other pain. Cheatin bastard!!
22cute 17
Should have broken your neck.
Migole 36
And pass it on the poor wife? I can see where you're coming from though and otherwise agree with you =P
andiboo 12
For real. Herpes would be the least you deserve. You should have something that hurts you for the rest of your life like your wife does, because of YOU. You're a disgusting piece of crap. You obviously don't know what it is to love someone. I hope you find out the other woman is secretly a hermaphrodite, and I hope your wife finds out and divorces you.
singer4life666 0
That's what you get.Obviously,you're retarded =].
Granddragon 0
damn, was it worth it? is it that good?
daarlingdamsel 0
******* cheater. damn grow some balls you scum sucker!
cureemu 3
in soviet russia, the stairs fall down you
Macromartyr 3
why the hell do you care so much about replying to first comments. Get over it because it's easier, faster than scrolling down, and really, who the **** cares.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lots of people care, actually-- those who aren't interested in the typically inane and irrelevant threadjacking conversations that usually take place up there. ^^ Yes, it's easier *for you* to not have to scroll to the bottom. But stretching out the first comment inconveniences *everyone else* who wants to read and write their own RELEVANT comment-- which is, y'know, the entire REASON to have a Comments function to begin with! The threadjackers are often the same twenty or so people while the regular commentors number many, many times that number. The majority should rule. Stop being a selfish brat and think about others for a change ._.
CookiesRGood 0
YDI that's what you get for cheating
kama1io 0
14 your hot :)
pimparmenian69 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wife's fault for not giving wat he wants !;0
kaijapapaya 0
Woah, woah, woah. Are you serious? It's never the victim's fault.
Kitten1990 7
your seriously saying that a marriage is based purely on how good the sex is?!
JordynAlexis 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Take a joke, guys.
swgmimi12 3
ass
hcs02940 0
Hey idiot. When you find a women you love. I hope she sees these ****** comments you leave and leaves you. That's horrible and degrading. I bet your afraid of your ability to please a women because only half a man would agree with doing that.