Chichensoup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0
bahaha dumbass cheaters!
Kenziechristinee 0
YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!
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Comments (607)
introvert_ 9
You're an idiot. Sorry not sorry.
mercedes8675 10
wow that's a new level of being pathetic
Caitlyn_crt 4
YOU'RE A TIT!!!!
liv1222 29
Ydi for cheating you should be ashamed of yourself. Fy wife's life.
themiracleinme 3
I feel bad for your wife, piece of shit.
CrossEyedSniper1 18
people who cheat are absalutely terrible. YDI YDI YDI. Cheating on your wife at that, you have holy vows.JERK
SneakySlayer 15
Should've jumped of a bridge instead cheating bastard
sjimpleton 18
1) you are a douchbag for having an affair and 2) no shit you needed to go to hospital after TROWING YOURSELF DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
Unused_Account13 25
The fact that you're a dumbass cheater aside, why the hell would you throw yourself down the stairs because of a scratch on your back instead of coming up with an excuse? You definitely deserve it, both for cheating and being a moron.
Xeebar 28
You sir, are an asshat.