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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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KarmaRules4 7

Serves you right for cheating

"Today, I was having an affair..." *clicks deserve* *next FML*

HAHAHAHA! Serves you right asshole!

Glitterbaby2613 20

its obvious that op made this up!!! cause what NORMAL guy would have the balls to tell us this!!!! i bet op is single lonely and looking for attention cause he cant get any anywhere else LMFAO!!!!!

Why do you dumb **** cheaters always come on here with your stories thinking your life sucks? You know whose life sucks, their person your cheating on and maybe even the person you are having an affair with. You poor cheater, I feel sorry for you. Said no one on this site ever.

"Today, I was having an affair-" Instant YDI. Do you really expect us to feel sorry for you? I hope your wife found out about the affair and took everything from you in the divorce.

I pray to a divine entity that that back hurts way more than the hurt your wife will feel when she finds out! Enjoy the pain!

Holy shit. could you possibly be more of an idiot?

You’re an asshole

oh good lord. could you possibly be more stupid? I hope your wife catches you cheating. ydi