Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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startafire 0
YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.
TheDrageisha 0
stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.
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Comments (52)
wazdog 4
Saudi women are allowed on fml?
nadia333_fml 0
Why wouldnt they be ? Please, explain that to me..
wazdog 4
Saudi women aren't even allowed to ride bikes and I don't think FML is exactly halal. :P
nadia333_fml 0
Haha and who told you saudi women aren't allowed to ride bikes ?? And no, that isn't true.. it's cars they aren't allowed to drive actually . And all people in Saudi Arabia aren't exactly the way you guys all think they are.
kkini 0
Being saudi - you could be wife no 1 and she wife no 2 threesome ?
Thabb 0
14 is right
kdb268 1
Why FYL? The guy's a jerk--would you rather you were still dating him? F the new girlfriend's life for being the other woman and for dating a guy like that. And yeah, stop hanging out with your ex's girlfriend. Who does that?
Mustardnight 3
Did no one notice this was from saudi arabia? The guy is provably allowed to do that. Sorry OP :(
natasha_m 3
who said theyre allowed to date more than one woman?? whatever you're barking its aint true
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
...So?
wazdog 4
Is it possible OP was never together with the ex? Perhaps they were just dating casually (at least from POV of guy)
omghehehe 0
It's a tough call. I'm sure that sucks, but that's what dating is for. Just as long as you're honest with dating other people, and you're not having sex. Oh right, you had no idea before. Jerk! Good, you're not with him. He wasn't for you anyway!
I_am_stupid_also 6
Just a guess, but I bet his current girlfriend is less obsessive.
afrikaaner 0
You dudes have no idea what goes on in Saudi or any arab country for that matter
danceoo 0
lol, don't hang out with her?