Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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startafire 0
YDI. Why the hell would you hang out with your ex's girlfriend? You'll only hear things you don't want to know.
TheDrageisha 0
stop hanging out with your ex'es girl, unless your biding your time to poke holes in all their condoms as a final "gottcha bitch", pretend they died.
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Comments (52)
danceoo 0
he probably is in the wrong, but it gets a bit complicated if you never establish you're monogomous, i mean people DO have casual relationships. i think it depends how long they were going out and had they established rules
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
purple91 8
Why on earth would you befriend your ex's girlfriend in the first place? All 3 of you sound like idiots. How about you start a three-way relationship?
piqqu 0
about all the "why hang out with your ex's girlfriend", maybe said girlfriend is just a casual friend of the OP? :/ and no, this isn't marraige, this is dating, and dating two girls at once is wrong even in saudi arabia. :P
krivedko 0
Guys, never, you hear me, NEVER introduce your girl to your ex!!! (unless you live in the Middle East and have a bunch of legal wives, of course xD)
lettertjes 0
It happened two years ago. Get over it.
Agent_P 0
so, it also said that she just found that out, yea you're right to comment that it was along time ago, but that bastard ex-boyfiend had been cheating on her
lettertjes 0
Yeah, so then she thinks: "phew glad I got rid of that one before I married him or something"
loveumama 2
such a normal story as long as are guys considered as bastards -_-"
Agent_P 0
unless they where besties to begin with, hahaha, its a good way to **** up your exs life tho
ColdGold 6
Yuckie.
Josh_Factor 0
First off, how is this an FML? Obviously the guy is a dirtbag, you're better off that the jerk didn't pick you. For all you know, he could have multiple girlfriends again right now. And secondly, like everyone else is asking, why are you hanging out with your ex's girlfriend?