Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML
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Top comments
missyj0 12
My friends dog jizzed on my sweater once... I know how you feel, OP. Dogs are ******* lucky they're cute.
jamesdscott44 6
What a bitch.
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Comments (121)
ncktyu 0
It would have been funnier if you pissed on yourself without knowing
linkinpark98 24
You're his bitch now. :)
SoultheWolf 19
YDI for keeping your clothes on the floor where the dog can pee on it.
j_sheree6121 10
Our cat did this to my boyfriend. We got up really early to take her to get fixed at a traveling clinic for free and while we were waiting he kept saying that she had peed in the cat carrier, eventually I went to pet her and noticed it didn't smell and he said then your nose is f***** up because it reeks. He turned around and I noticed the white spot on his jacket.... He was not happy.
juicycutora 0
Haha serves him right! Your such a nice owner
darkwillow1998 0
That really really sucks lol!
hoonyer 17
Better than your dog pooing in the middle of your textbook, only for you to find it in the middle of class with everyone staring at you -__-
Akharr01 5
You just got owned!!
otona95 2
That happened to me before. Only I was at school taking exams when I noticed it.
wolffan 3
If ur walking ur dog how does he piss on ur sweatshirt...he would have to be the like GODZILLA of all dogs...or Cujo
2shameless 0
I have a cat that will pee on anything in the floor if her litterbox isn't pristine. She's 14 & I have another cat and a dog so it's a lot work but worth it!