Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was doing a striptease for my crush on FaceTime. I’d forgotten to lock my bedroom door and my mom came barging in, yelling at me to, “Stop leaving your period blood on the toilet seat!” She also saw that I was in my bra and panties, and left in disgust. My crush hung up and he won’t return my calls or texts. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
EllieLovesYou 0
Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P
KingDingALing 9
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.
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Comments (210)
perdix 31
What? She didn't put a dollar in your G-string?!?! I hope you hit her up for the two-drink minimum.
ScooterScott 0
A legend on FML
ScooterScott 0
A legend on FML
ScooterScott 0
A legend on FML
bobkim302 0
First you should lock your door but maybe you should not strip over the Internet.
oooKiLLaHooo 0
17..I really hope #1 knows from experience..and I hope it's recorded..lol jk
oooKiLLaHooo 0
I really dnt know why my comment ended up here..stupid iPod..
kpsmith 0
What are you bitching for? It could have been far worse. You probably continued after she left.
JFloUnknown 24
rofl failureee
scottishandrew1 0
hhahahahaha
ntglazier0216 0
shut and lock the door dumb ass
im_da_man 5
hey r u that girl from the video? if so, was it the one where the mom started dancing along?
muffpuncher 0
obviously, mommy was not impressed. lol@ you.
carcinogan 0
yo Marine shoot em up with that pistol!! :)
Namenlos_fml 20
5 makes a good point. Plus, if you are that self-conscious, or even if you don't want to be walked in on, lock your damn door! If your door doesn't have a lock, don't do crap like that - at least when people are home.
Prolusive 5
I agree with #8