planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
eemp
France
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
fannylover
United States
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Anonymous
Paul Blurt
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Bree
United States
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
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cmars3 7
Then don't do stupid things.
that1kid82 2
YDI for planking..
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Comments (370)
OGC_led 0
GOOD! Planking is stoopid...stop it...stop it now!
jholidaygirl 5
That's what you get for planking .
McJim778 0
LYL for in school planking!
punkin_26 16
I know what planking is I just don't know why people do it. It is just another stupid fad that will eventually fade away. Some people say it is tied to how the slave bodies were "stacked on the boat" then wouldn't that be called stacking? I read that it's tie to slavery is the way the slaves slept on wood plank beds during the middle passage. Some guy also said it originated from a radiohead video. Either way it is stupid. 'owling' and 'batting' are equally stupid. With one exception-batting actually has some heath benefits to it. It could help realign your spine. But that wont do much good if you fall and beak your neck in the process. Some people think planking helps build core strength and that is why they do it. To those people I say this-do crunches! Much more effective and you don't look like an idiot doing it. Sorry to ramble-I just think this particualr FML is F-ing retarded. FYL- NO! F your moms life for having such a dumb shit kid.
Levvy 22
A general hint for life: Don't trust amateur historians.
punkin_26 16
Exactly my point. Two vastly different histories for the origin of planking. And probably a bunch of bullshit. Sorry but radiohead isn't popular enough to pull that off!!! Those who participate in planking, owling, or batting are just a bunch of weak minded followers that lack originality. Perhaps we could call them lemmings. In that case they should all go jump off a cliff.
Drobin_fml 0
Thanks for venting on your petty opinion and wasting space.
InvaderZacko 0
Planking = parkour for slow people
discgolfer67 2
That's what ya get dumbass
serenity40 6
I wish someone would have flipped over the desk while you were on it. Take a picture of that.
ast3150 13
Shouldn't have been planking ;)
gambatte 0
see what doing gay things gets you?
ankoku 2
I care....