planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
eemp
France
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
fannylover
United States
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Anonymous
Paul Blurt
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Bree
United States
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Top comments
cmars3 7
Then don't do stupid things.
that1kid82 2
YDI for planking..
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Comments (370)
JAColuch 0
Win
idk00 0
Omg awesome lol
Mxpxdude189 0
that's what you get for planking. grow up dumbass!
yrain22 4
Detention: Well worth it.
helper420 0
"and then god said, slapeth anyone planking for they beith retarded and of no use to the earth" Corinthians psalm 5 verse 10
jmorin 0
and people think planking is cool?
makkarari 18
What is 'planking'? I should probably know... But i dont, so please fill me in! Thanks
17David17 0
Planking is the act of a human resting on an object body straight and ..people normally do it with much of body of the object
tavs02 6
YDI for planking.
isabey 8
Lol you're my hero now, k?
ButterBabeyCup 0
YouDeservedIt. Who the hell planks anymore ? haha.