Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
Have a conversation with them, maybe you can make a friend. Can't hurt to try
EvilTurtle 35
You've got a friend in me
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Comments (74)
dakid87 10
No need to feel sad, just talk to that person hopeful a friend will come out of it.
keiNan_fml 35
you need more than that
Medhi_fml 18
Aww. Thats sad. My sympathies OP. We can be friends too btw :)
nikmiester 7
Story of my life.
itwontvalidate 18
That's sad, maybe instead of pretending you have a friend, try to make one?
Vivi99 12
Awe I know the feeling op well let's be friends. :)
Dro23 10
**** friends!
Ichiya 29
I thought it was **** buddies.
HarshD9619 34
All of us here would like to be your friend op :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
I know the feeling, OP. My friends have been really distant the past few months because I've been through hard times. :/
Sakuraashita 15
I'm really sorry, #25, your friends should be there for you now more than ever.
simplysarcastics 26
I know it all to well too, when I am sick no one is there. When you need them they are nowhere to be found. When they need me they are always. It sucks the real friends can't find other true friends.
rabbit_yogurt 11
I used to be very shy so I lacked in the friendship department. I've learned that just saying 'hello' can really go a long way.