Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I've only just got my license and waved someone through at a four-way stop because I was nervous. They waved back. We both kept waving while traffic built up behind us. Someone finally honked, and we both panicked and went at the same time. I stalled the car in the intersection. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
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ASUguy13 0
You are dumb. You should have your license taken away. Its a red light you dont go on red.
as260191 5
YDI for giving in to peer pressure
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Comments (80)
magnetic_aura 26
Don't give in to peer pressure, OP!
fantasyworld 39
Everyone knows that red means stop.
daemonsparta 16
dont go on red idiot. ydi
carbonbasedcynic 17
a good example of peer pressure.
SaraWinterHeart 15
1.) I am from California, so I understand how impatient and rude the drivers are... 2.) Future reference: if ever you're sitting at a red light, I have been told that if you flash your brights it will change the light to green. That's what I have been told by friends, don't quote me on that though. But it doesn't hurt to try in the future rather than risking a ticket at the hands of some impatient Californians...
KyrieLyn 8
115 look it up males age 16-25 have the most accidents out of any age group and have the highest insurance. after 25 males and females are in on lumped insurance group.
IHaveThePower 18
Either you actually timed the light, in which case it was broken, or I sincerely hope the judge takes your license away on the grounds of you being too damn stupid to drive, OP.