Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I've only just got my license and waved someone through at a four-way stop because I was nervous. They waved back. We both kept waving while traffic built up behind us. Someone finally honked, and we both panicked and went at the same time. I stalled the car in the intersection. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
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ASUguy13 0
You are dumb. You should have your license taken away. Its a red light you dont go on red.
as260191 5
YDI for giving in to peer pressure
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Comments (80)
sexypants5266 6
WTF wud u do that 4? u should just ********** in ur car till the lite turned green
OgDanny 0
ydi for running the red light
tchaikovsky93 0
Woooooow. YDIIIII!!!!!
amuck 0
there are sensors built into the road you have to pull up to or on, if you don't sometimes the light will never change! hate when people do that, I would have been honking also and if you just ran the light I would have just pulled up to the sensor after you rode off
awesumnes 0
Even tho ppl r honking behind u... U still shudnt go!!
awesumnes 0
I hate Comments about whether it's male or female drivers. ITS THE STUPID PPL WHO CAN'T DRIVE!!
heyzus100 6
Haha that sucks. I think that would had happen to me too.
FuhrerBurg 11
You fool
LedBasedPaint 8
Your lucky it was a camera flashing before your eyes, and not your life. I didn't know people could succumb to stupidity like that. Glad you didn't hit a car with a child in it, jerkoff.
how_to_implode 17
Succumbing to peer pressure is the key to being a good driver. I bet you got full marks on your exam.