Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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Top comments
sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
jonnymohio 2
She's got problems, major mental ones. Excuse yourself, wash your hands, sneak out the back door and never look back.
903texmom1 0
Now thats funny right there, I dont care who you are!!
rosetta4978 6
Git 'er done!
Shadic 0
Most everybody seems to be on the right track. What a nutjob.
Opacus 0
That's when you get the hell out of her, and out of there. Unless it was at your place. Then it's: Get out of her, kick her out.
butteredtoast 0
GET OUT NOW. I've been in a relationship with someone who only kidded himself into thinking he wasn't over his ex. It ended up ruining our relationship.
davidomke 0
I miss him too :(
jordyxjigsaw 11
I miss him him more :(
akpeterson7765 6
Aww me too! He was an amazing guy. -lies down. Tries not to cry. Cries alot-
chocolatenumnums 0
true definition of finger ******
Tanginello 0
Reiterating the suggestion that you run away. She isn't over him. Also she's crazy. gtfo while you can!!!!!
sorrybastard 4
Dude. Run, don't walk, run. You deserve better than that.
jdaw2552 0
Get the hell out of there bro! You moved in way too fast for the girl.