Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
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lakaiskate 12
He was only thinking with one head today
lil_miss_simran 15
That was rude of him
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Comments (109)
Ahz246 11
I really don't understand the need some girls have to be "appreciated" all the time. Live life, be happy with yourself! Why do you need some guy to help you with that
graphicstyle7 17
This took me years to learn about men. When they love you, they will actually say "I LOVE YOU". If they don't, then you get the response you are posting about. He does not love you, move on.
copydude 7
At least part of him Loves you and he acknowledged it.. think about it your ahead of the game!
natywantspeace 7
If you had to ask in the first place....
ChandlerNative 1
I will only sympathize if your boyfriend has said that he loves you multiple times before. Otherwise, that's kind of a big thing to expect someone to just say...
HavockWalks 2
AAAAHAHAHA, that's funny shit!!
zelliemurena 6
dump him
topdezfan 5
That's awful
Thebrassmonkey 0
I believe you misspelled exboyfriend.