Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
edhere4u2nv
Ozone Park, United States
Small town
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
**** me, I guess
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
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Flora_fml 6
Are you home-schooled?
beyodar 0
lol, my mom used to work at my school... It was the WORST
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Comments (54)
specialized_fml 0
u r lying
epicman1999 0
that sux
Naitsi 19
:D
suxs4ulol 22
for eveyone who said FYL, he diserves it. he broke the rules, and he had to pay the price, and most lickly, even his mom expelled him because it was so bad. if he just left out tht his mom was the princable, u would all say YDI.
ConradKay 13
I really hate to do this, but I cannot tolerate so many errors. Therefore... *deserves, *likely, *principle, *you, and please, please fix your grammar. Unless English is not your first language, then I forgive you, and you can ignore this post.
IntoTheClouds 42
Dear ConradKay, You used the wrong form of "principle" in the process of correcting someone's incorrect spelling of "principal." If you're going to correct someone, make sure your spelling doesn't suck. Otherwise, you'll look like a bloody moron. Sincerely, IntoTheClouds
richieflow 3
Wow that's funny
LivingProdigy 0
U sir have been T-Baged but the gentalman above me.
suckerfish 9
I say f your moms life for you putting her in a position to have to do that
Sary6228 3
Rules are rules, just because she's your mom doesn't mean the rules don't apply to you.
corocoro 30
Why would you expect special treatment from her? Entitlement issues much?
sethlaa 5
How did she do that?