Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
edhere4u2nv
Ozone Park, United States
Small town
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
**** me, I guess
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
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Flora_fml 6
Are you home-schooled?
beyodar 0
lol, my mom used to work at my school... It was the WORST
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Comments (54)
ps3nogaems 0
You think you're special just because your mom is the principal? I hate people like you.
Fail_Tastic 0
well, there are other options...
countryb_cth 38
@42 the OP had to have done something. His mom wouldn't have just expelled him, delaying his education, for no reason.
puga29 0
it has nothing to do with the fact it was your mom. you shouldn't have done whatever you did. it's your mom's job to expel students who break rules.
mylifeblows3232 3
FIRST reply to first comment
christa953 12
bahaha
sexybitch92 0
I say your mom is a bitch. she should of jus gave you detention or something.. now you have to go to a different school and everything.. your mom is beyond WAK. if I was in your situation I would jus tell her okay then laugh and go back to class. fyl op.
GiddyXD 0
2nd reply beeyatch.
wooters 1
third reply :D yea were douches live with it and mm mustve been pretty bad then :0 especially if u tried to seduce the prinicipal :S
88sforlife 0
First Reply To First Comment
turtles1321 0
4th reply to forst :D wow that must suck
ACanadaGuy 0
Repeat after me: "Welcome to Walmart"
orangebombb_fml 0
ouch, she must be really pissed. I wonder how it goes at home.