Kulcha
Australia
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Anonymous
Barry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
edhere4u2nv
Ozone Park, United States
Small town
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
**** me, I guess
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
me
United States
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
SofiMarti
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Top comments
Flora_fml 6
Are you home-schooled?
beyodar 0
lol, my mom used to work at my school... It was the WORST
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Comments (54)
Stay_beautiful 0
lmao @ #6. genius.
zooyorksk8r 0
haha #11. that is greatt
jtaylor991 6
Ok what the ****** hell #11 says lol at #11
zakkattackrawr 0
My mom works at my school but luckily isn't the principal!
rocker8877 0
Wow what did you do? Strangle someone? Someone at my school strangled someone and got expelled
uchihasasuke 0
#27 is right
Rowena_fml 1
Actually, parents who work at the school where their kids go normally treat their kids worse to make sure that they're not showing preferential treatment. My best friend's mom is our math teacher and one time I only finished half of my homework and she just gave me a lower grade and I turned it in the next day. When my best friend had only done 3/4 of her hw, she got a detention and a 0. They have to be harsher on their kids so that they don't risk being softer.
e_rico112 0
The truth is that when parents work at a school they are harsher on there kids...#33 is right. My mom sometimes subs at my school and i HATE it because shes a total bitch to me the whole time.
scrubsfan99 0
1. YDI for doing something that would get you expelled 2. She was just doing her job she can't be biased
ilikepie121 0
hahahahahahahaahaha